Marty McGuire

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Tue Aug 4
πŸ” Reposted https://www.librarian.net/notoai/
post How to disable or avoid intrusive AI
[Put on your own oxygen mask first! Image from San Diego Air and Space Museum Archives]
Mon Jul 27

πŸ—“οΈ Bizzo! & Friends

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Bizzo and Friends brings together some of the best improv in New York City, hosted by local faves Bizzo!

For our July show, we are planning some fun surprises for one team member’s birthday, so come join the fun.

Come on out to see Bizzo! And also friends! I’ll be playing with Bizzo!!

Details: https://events.ticketleap.com/tickets/bizzoandfriends/bizzo-amp-friends

Sat Jul 25

πŸ—“οΈ The Level Up

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The Level Up is an indie improv showcase. Join us as we watch amazing New York indie improv talents gain XP on the Magnet stage, unlock new achievements, and reach new milestones. Or do comedy.

Come support Michael as he dons his hosting-duties cap for three exciting indie teams!

  • THE OMNIVORES - Instagram @theomnivoresimprov
  • BLINK_FITNESS_GUEST - Instagram @blink_fitness_guest
  • MS. COACH - Instagram @mscoachimprov

I’ll be playing with Michael and the rest of the Level Up!

Looking forward to it! And to seeing you there!! (Yes, you. Come on out!!!)

Saturday March 28th, 2026 @ 10:30pm
Magnet Theater
254 West 29th St (btwn 7th and 8th Ave.)
New York City, NY 10001
Tickets $10: https://magnettheater.com/show/60825/

Wed Jul 22
πŸ”– Bookmarked https://www.worseonpurpose.com/p/on-quality

β€œEven though Quality cannot be defined, you know what Quality is.”

Mon May 25

I once offered gRegor to write up a bookmarklet for turning Bookshop.org book pages into want-to-read (or currently-reading or finished-reading) posts on your own site with Micropub courtest of IndieBookClub.biz.

Then I lost my main computer’s SSD and my browser bookmarks!

Today I re-created it to make some posts on my site, so here it is!

javascript:(function()%7Bconst%20ld%20%3D%20JSON.parse(document.querySelector('script%5Btype%3D%22application%2Fld%2Bjson%22%5D').textContent)%3B%0Aconst%20p%20%3D%20new%20URLSearchParams(%7B%0Atitle%3A%20ld.name%2C%0Aauthors%3A%20ld.author%5B0%5D.name%2C%0Aisbn%3A%20ld.isbn%2C%0Atags%3A%20'books'%2C%0A'post-status'%3A%20'published'%0A%7D)%3B%0Adocument.location%20%3D%20'https%3A%2F%2Findiebookclub.biz%2Fnew%3F'%20%2B%20p.toString()%3B%7D)()

Here’s the original source for study or to edit to your enjoyment! (I enjoy Marek Gibney’s Bookmarklet Editor for this!)

const ld = JSON.parse(document.querySelector('script[type="application/ld+json"]').textContent);
const p = new URLSearchParams({
  title: ld.name,
  authors: ld.author[].name,
  isbn: ld.isbn,
  tags: 'books',
  'post-status': 'published'
});
document.location = 'https://indiebookclub.biz/new?' + p.toString();

What does this do?

Bookshop.org book pages have a <script> tag marked as a “JSON-encoded Linked Data island” (pejorative) also known as JSON data.

The bookmarklet finds and parses this then (quick and dirty) pulls out likely book title, ISBN, and author and combines these with another couple of options (I tag all my reading posts with “books” and I want the posts to be published by default). Those options are turned into URL query string parameters, as described in IndieBookClub.biz’ documentation and sends your browser over there, where IndieBookClub(dot biz) handles the rest!

πŸ“• Finished reading House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski ISBN: 9780375703768
Sun May 3
πŸ“• Finished reading Lessons in Magic and Disaster by Charlie Jane Anders ISBN: 9781250867322
Wed Apr 22
πŸ“— Want to read The Meaning of Anxiety by Rollo May ISBN: 9780393350876
Tue Apr 14
πŸ“• Finished reading Discovering Machine Knitting by Kandy Diamond ISBN: 9780719841996
Tue Apr 7
πŸ“• Finished reading The Regicide Report by Charles Stross ISBN: 9780356524665
Tue Mar 31
πŸ“• Finished reading The Ballad of Black Tom by Victor LaValle ISBN: 9780765387868
Sat Mar 28

πŸ—“οΈ The Level Up

πŸ“† Add to Calendar: iCal | Google Calendar

The Level Up is an indie improv showcase. Join us as we watch amazing New York indie improv talents gain XP on the Magnet stage, unlock new achievements, and reach new milestones. Or do comedy.

Come support Michael as he dons his hosting-duties cap for three exciting indie teams!

  • Extra Virgin - Instagram @ExtraVirginImprov
  • Stress Dream - Instagram @stressdreamcomedy
  • Scattergood - Instagram @scattergood_comedy

I’ll be playing with Michael and the rest of the Level Up!

Looking forward to it! And to seeing you there!! (Yes, you. Come on out!!!)

Saturday March 28th, 2026 @ 10:30pm
Magnet Theater
254 West 29th St (btwn 7th and 8th Ave.)
New York City, NY 10001
Tickets $10: https://magnettheater.com/show/tickets/60469/

Thu Mar 26
πŸ“• Finished reading Fair Isle by Nic Corrigan ISBN: 9780719841576
Fri Mar 13
πŸ” Reposted https://livelaugh.blog/posts/10-years-of-hotter-and-smarter/
Wed Mar 4

Machine Knitting: a Chattie of one's own

After a somewhat fraught Chattie hat commissionΒ I decided to go ahead and make one for myself!

2Q==

I think it came out ... fine!

Lessons learned:

Transfers: I'm still having a hard time using my transfer carriage to move ribbing stitches from the front ribber bed to the back main bed. This time I bent a needle on each bed! 😱 I also discovered that this transfer process is where some of my dropped stitches came from in the previous hat. I ended up recovering most of these before seaming, which saved a lot of fixing up time later! πŸ˜…

Joining / seaming: somehow, for the second time, I have set out with the intention of joining the hat body to the brim with the seam on the knit side of the hat body, where it will be hidden by the folded brim, but ended up with it on the purl side, against the head. I'm also still getting the feel for seaming things on the machine. I decided to hang the hat body on directly to the needles with the finished brim and do a transfer-tool bind-off, but found the hung-on stitches really got in the way. After dropping a stitch (and some f-bombs) and losing the yarn tail, I backed things up and did a crochet-style bind-off with the latch tool, instead. IΒ stillΒ managed to drop four or so stitches along the way. I manually repaired these later.

Grafting: I had a better time seaming up the side of the hat using Kitchener stitch. After my last go at it, I found a video tutorial on Kitchener for machine knitting from Diana SullivanΒ that made a lot more sense. This time I only screwed up one thing about it. Unfortunately that thing makes the resulting seam pretty obvious! A Kitchener stitch graft is supposed to look invisible, because you're basically creating new knit stitches by hand. However, if you create those new stitchesΒ from the wrong side, what you get is a row of purl stitches on the knit side of the garment!

SEAM

Despite the issues, it wears just fine!

I'm happy to wear a hat that I made for myself! I was proud to wear it on outings yesterday and this morning. Possibly the last cold days of the season! πŸ˜‚

What's next? I think I'd like to make another thing for myself. Probably a vest, using these beauties:

Thanks for reading! See you next time.

Sat Feb 28

πŸ—“οΈ The Level Up

πŸ“† Add to Calendar: iCal | Google Calendar

The Level Up is an indie improv showcase. Join us as we watch amazing New York indie improv talents gain XP on the Magnet stage, unlock new achievements, and reach new milestones. Or do comedy.

Come support Michael as he dons his hosting-duties cap for three exciting indie teams!

  • HALALRIOUS
  • GOOD TOWEL
  • DJ SOGGY BOTTOM

I’ll be playing with Michael and the rest of the Level Up!

Looking forward to it! And to seeing you there!! (Yes, you. Come on out!!!)

Saturday Feb 28th, 2026 @ 10:30pm
Magnet Theater
254 West 29th St (btwn 7th and 8th Ave.)
New York City, NY 10001
Tickets $10: https://magnettheater.com/show/tickets/60380/

Fri Feb 27

πŸ—“οΈ Bizzo at The PIT's March Madness!

The PIT Loft 154 W. 29th St., New York, NY, 10001
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Bizzo is among 32 improv teams battling for a spot in the Sweet 16!

Please come out and πŸ”₯ scream for us πŸ”₯!!

Who will take home prize money, a Mainstage residency, and March Madness glory? That’s up to our judges and, of course, the audience! Follow the tournament from the start in our Qualifier Matches.

Friday Feb 27, 2026 @ 8:30pm
The PIT Loft - 154 W. 29th St., New York, NY, 10001
Tickets $15: https://thepit-nyc.com/events/march-madness-26-qualifiers/

Thu Feb 26

Machine Knitting: the empire strikes hat

Play bad title pun games, win bad title pun prizes.

The Chattie hat continues to tempt and taunt me. After my first test Chattie came out OK despite some major issues during construction, and my second Chattie didn’t work out.

Producer Amy has ultimately adopted the “test” Chattie as her own, wearing it through this strange NYC winter, and even held onto it when a friend and colleague politely but firmly attempted to transfer ownership. Consequently, I received a commission request for a new Chattie.

Planning-wise, the commission called for something in dark colors, slightly smaller than the one Amy wore, but similarly fuzzy and warm. I had a spool of fuzzy cotton from the “Skinny Latte” series that I picked up at Fab Scrap in black, that should work exactly as well as the white yarn I used for the “test” hat.

Construction began with the top body, which is knit sideways with 10 sections of short rows. It went astonishingly smoothly! This yarn is quite thick, knitting at a T9 tension when doing single-bed, and T4 on both carriages for ribbing. My tension mast also didn’t want to feed this yarn nicely, but I settled into a rhythm of moving the carriage slowly and pausing as needed to pull more yarn through.

me posing awkwardly while holding the partially finished Chattie around my head. Sideways stitches are visible in the black yarn that the hat is made of, as well as sections of pink stitches in waste yarn at the edges.
I was in such a good mood about my progress that Amy snapped this photo of me asking "This could become a hat, right?"

Not Pictured: Struggles

I’ve been watching eBay for accessories for my standard gauge Brother knitting machine setup, which has included a Brother KA-8300 Transfer Carriage and a Brother KA-8310 Linker Carriage.

I knit about 3.5" inches worth of 1x1 rib, across enough stitches to form a reasonable circumference for the brim of the hat. After the Dishcloth Chattie fiasco, I knew to use make the rib at least 2/3 the number of needles wide as there were rows in the top of the cap.

When done with the ribbing, I used the Transfer Carriage to move the stitches from the front ribber bed onto the empty stitches on the main bed. This mostly worked, actually, leaving me with just a couple to transfer by hand.

I then took the whole brim off on waste yarn. This got a bit weird, with not every stitch actually knitting cleanly onto the first row of waste yarn. I managed it, but it was weird, and probably caused problems to come. I believe I should have knit a final row of regular knitting before taking things off onto waste yarn.

For the next step, I could have grafted / seamed the brim and hat body together by hand, but I really wanted to use my new Linker Carriage. So, after thoroughly reading the manual several times, I:

  • hung the bottom edge of the hat body (which, being knit sideways, means I was hanging on stitches of a finished side edge).
  • hung the live stitches from the brim in front
  • pulled the body stitches over the live brim stitches, so the live stitches are the only stitches remaining on the working needles, having been pulled through the side stitches. This was a cool-sounding maneuver that in practice I found very fiddly.
  • knit one row of a thinner (but same-colored) yarn at the loosest possible tension, to form a final row of live loops.
  • used the Linker Carriage to crank my way across the bed, letting the carriage pull one loop through the next all the way to the end.

Or, well, that’s how it was supposed to go.

I had two false starts with the Linker Carriage, followed by one absolute failure which locked the whole thing up, requiring several minutes of struggle to even free the carriage from the machine. In that chaos, I dropped several stitches and several f-bombs.

After leaving it to rest overnight, I came back the next day and finished the loop-through-loop bind-off by hand, then went back and “rescued” the dropped stitches.

Checking my work afterwards, I found that somehow a couple of dozen live stitches from the brim, likely all from the front ribber bed side, had simply not been picked up in my attempt to seam things together. So, I grabbed a sewing needle and a long line of waste yarn, ran it through as a “lifeline” for all the dropped ribbing stitches I could find, and once again the project got to rest for a day or two while I stewed about it.

I have very little in the way of hand-sewing, hand-knitting, or hand-crochet skills, but I finally decided that I could “rescue” these dropped live stitches as if they had been correctly handled on the machine, by running a sewing needle down through the bottom edge of the hat, through a dropped live stitch, pull the stitch up through the edge, then secure it with a knot or a backstitch, depending on how far away the next dropped stitch was. This took at least a couple of hours over a couple of sessions.

Finishing

Finally, it was time to seam up the side of the hat. Though it had been my original plan, I opted not to try the Linker Carriage again for this. Instead, I made my first attempt at a Kitchener stitch, which is meant to seam together two edges of live stitches in an invisible way that looks like just another row of knitting. Mine … doesn’t look that nice. But it is still pretty hard to see unless you’re looking for it, so I’ll call that a win (and try harder next time)!

I also mattress stitched the ribbed hem together, making sure to put that seam on the outside of the hat, because the brim is meant to be folded up.

Showing off the grafted side seam, with pink waste yarn still visible. A hand is lifting up the ribbed brim to get better light on the visible seam there.
With the waste yarn, this reminds me of Audrey II.

Then it was a matter of running a line through the top 10 stitches at the top of the hat to pull them together and close it up.

Posing with the hat in a mirror, so the front and back are visible. It sits loose on my head.
Before washing and drying, it's definitely hat-like!

Then a trip through the laundry to see its final form!

Posing with the hat in a mirror again, to make the front and back of it visible. It sits snugly on my head.
It is a hat!

I really should go ahead and make one of these for myself, and stop wearing beanies that came from a store. For my version I think I would make a few extra changes:

  • add a row of plain knitting on top of the brim before casting off onto waste yarn.
  • join the brim to the hat with the seam on the “outside”, since the brim is meant to fold up to cover it anyway.
  • probably try the linker carriage again even though I got so burned by it. πŸ˜‚

Thanks for reading! As bonus content, here are some photos of the finished Chattie on the head form that Producer Amy bought for her own hat-making purposes!

Until next time!

Mon Feb 23
πŸ“— Want to read The Hidden Curriculum of Video Games by David I Waddington ISBN: 9780228027881
Sun Feb 22

Hi! Candle expert here, this is not funny. Candles only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

Sat Feb 21

Are you sinking your teeth in during Eternal Caturday?

Fri Feb 20
πŸ” Reposted https://tante.cc/2026/02/20/acting-ethical-in-an-imperfect-world/
Tue Feb 17

πŸ—“οΈ Bizzo! & Friends

The Rat NYC, 68-117 Jay St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, USA
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Your favorite local improv team Bizzo! returns to the Rat for an hour of hilarious improv comedy, along with a few of their friends.

And it’s totally free (with a one drink minimum)!

Come on out to see Bizzo! And also friends! I’ll be playing with Bizzo!!

Tickets (free RSVP): https://www.theratnyc.com/event-details/bizzo-friends-2

Sat Feb 14

May you be cozy and safe this Caturday.

Fluffy cat Lolly snuggled in a gray blanket, deeply asleep.
Thu Feb 12
πŸ” Reposted https://www.meditationsinanemergency.com/auspicious-omens-and-excellent-insubordination/

Holy wow!!

https://www.thingiverse.com/blog?p=thingiverse-joins-the-myminifactory-family

Announcement image reads 'MyMiniFactory has acquired Thingiverse. Help us shape what comes next. Join the AMA - 17th Feb. Dare to be human. On the right is the blocky MyMiniFactory logo. On the left is an updated Thingiverse logo, also blocky.

Thanks Michael for the heads up!

Tue Feb 10
πŸ” Reposted https://www.theflytrapmedia.com/dehumanizing-humans-personifying-computers-why-modern-fascism-wants-you-to-be-lonely/
Mon Feb 9
πŸ“— Want to read The Handheld Club by Rodrigo Copetti ISBN: 9798233612978
Thu Feb 5
πŸ” Reposted https://blog.lauramichet.com/a-thought-about-monstrous-rich-men-online/
Sat Jan 24

πŸ—“οΈ The Level Up

πŸ“† Add to Calendar: iCal | Google Calendar

The Level Up is an indie improv showcase. Join us as we watch amazing New York indie improv talents gain XP on the Magnet stage, unlock new achievements, and reach new milestones. Or do comedy.

Come support Michael as he dons his hosting-duties cap for three exciting indie teams!

  • BIZZO (IG: @bizzonyc)
  • AM 2 PM (IG: @anthonyjulian_improv)
  • UP TO NO GOD (IG: @uptonogod)

I’ll be playing with Bizzo, as well as with Michael and the rest of the Level Up!

Looking forward to it! And to seeing you there!! (Yes, you. Come on out!!!)

Saturday January 24th, 2026 @ 10:30pm
Magnet Theater
254 West 29th St (btwn 7th and 8th Ave.)
New York City, NY 10001
Tickets $10: https://magnettheater.com/show/tickets/60293/