Marty McGuire

Posts Tagged caturday

Fri Aug 27

Are you experiencing a warp in spacetime during eternal Caturday?

Wed Aug 25

How do you like to hang out during eternal Caturday?

Tue Aug 24

Are you -AH! AAAHH!!!

Mon Aug 23

Are you struggling to get a grip during eternal Caturday?

Sun Aug 22

Are you reacting to your audience during eternal Caturday?

Sat Aug 21

Are you lounging comfortably during eternal Caturday?

Fri Aug 20

Have you found yourself cornered during eternal Caturday?

Thu Aug 19

Are you aware of being watched during eternal Caturday?

Wed Aug 18


Year-old kitten Lolly stalks across a row of stools and tentatively reaches up to the countertop with one forepaw, then the other. She spots the source of a smell that has piqued her interest. The alluring scent is clearly coming from a thin-walled rectangular brown tube, just out of reach from her perch on the stool. Knowing that the counter is Forbidden Territory, she maintains silence as she hoists herself up.

Lolly sniffs at the tube’s opening, confirming her suspicions. Something interesting is in there, and it’s not coming out on it’s own. She’s going to have to go in…

10 feet away, two humans sitting on a couch hear a rustling sound coming from the kitchen. Turning to look, they see a brown paper bag, just used to make microwave popcorn, waving in the air over the counter, back and forth like a metronome. Below the frantically moving bag, they recognize Lolly the cat flattening her body against the counter, failing to maintain her cool as she desperately attempts to duck out of this cruel trap, a paper nightmare.

At the height of her struggle, the bag pops away and Lolly is free. She hears strange vocalizations behind her - the humans have noticed this trespass!

She flees.

Tue Aug 17

Have you experienced a sudden awakening during eternal Caturday?