Marty McGuire

Posts Tagged acnl

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Wed Aug 20

I’m probably more comfortable with turnips than I am with people!

Tue Aug 19

Look, the sleigh is great, but it doesn’t exactly run on unleaded. This is my daily driver!

Mon Aug 18

Does my hair look all right, maaan? I like to look good when I fly my freak flag, you know?

Sun Aug 17

There’s still plenty more to come, so please enjoy them until your body just can’t stand the fun!

Sat Aug 16

Most people have to earn their sea legs, but mine are already attached! It’s land legs that elude me.

Fri Aug 15

The profit margin on our clothing is so low, no matter how hard I work, it feels like I get nowhere!

Wed Aug 13

Hey, I can’t be a terrifying symbol of doom, darkness, and despair 365 days a year, you know?